Looky at me, getting a post done on someone’s actual birthday!
10. The most dangerous place to be is in a car passing a used car lot loaded with Volkswagon Beetles.
9. It is possible to have an entire conversation using nothing but movie quotes.
8. When in doubt, roll a twenty-sided die.
7. Waitresses can tell you a lot just by delivering an iced tea.
6. Pets find his bed a great place to wrassle, especially if he is still sleeping in it.
5. Secretly, we both wish we could vote for Josiah Bartlet.
4. Don’t watch a TV show he likes. Chances are it will be cancelled.
3. You can have a spiritual experience while playing a video game.
2. You won’t find a better dad.
1. You won’t find a better friend.