I AM THE WORST SISTER EVER!!!!!!!!!!! Ain’t nobody got time for that.
10. Chores can always be negotiated.
9. Wear your clothing however it is comfortable. That may mean no clothing. That may mean a bathing suit as a hat.
8. Wendy’s fries do not get dipped in ketchup. They belong dipped in a frosty.
7. Waiting tables is an art form.
6. So is teaching six-year-olds to read.
5. If you think it is clean, chances are she can make it cleaner.
4. Motherhood is not for sissies.
3. Neither is aunt-hood.
2. Sisterhood, however, makes both of those things way easier.
1. I could not survive without her in my life.