April is riddled with birthdays! Next up is my Uncle Nick. It’s still his birthday for an hour and a half.
10. When your sisters are dressed in furs, but you are not, you must rise above it.
9. Scaring small children is a fine art. Go too far and your niece may hide the scary bear statue where you will never find it even when you remodel. (Disclaimer: I am not this niece.)
8. Being good at poker should be on your resume.
7. If you are married to a travel agent, you should take full advantage of her profession.
6. Never miss an opportunity for a naughty joke.
5. Always enunciate. There is a big difference between the phrase “stealing tips” and touching tits”.
4. Fishing and golf are not boring!
1. I am exceptionally lucky to have such a giving and loving uncle.