Uncle Jerry’s Top Ten

My uncle and I share a birthday!

10. If you need it, chances are he’s got it stored somewhere.

9. Alpacas are useful pets.

8. If you don’t have a kitten in your shirt pocket, you’re wasting a pocket.

7. He knows every single way there is to drive from Texas to Pennsylvania.

6. You can always build another animal pen, so what’s another dog or cat?

5. Dancing with the Stars should be on everyone’s weekly calendar.

4. Always have a spare car.

3. Family is so not about just blood ties.

2. He invented the whole patience is a virtue thing.

1. Me and mine are so lucky to be loved by him.